A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 84)
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 130)
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)
Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 80)
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 114)
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 177)
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 148)
Funny sms
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 149)
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 166)
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 75)
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 174)
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 220)
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 203)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 75)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 107)
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 176)
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 225)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 172)
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 99)
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 65)
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 107)
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 138)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 118)
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 197)
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 92)
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 176)
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 170)
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 166)
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 157)
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 250)
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 127)
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 174)
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 117)
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 212)
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 125)
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 169)
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 146)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 144)
Nuty sms
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 200)
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
.
(')
(')
/ /
/ /
(')
)/ /
"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 84)
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 165)
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 123)
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 171)
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 156)
Insult sms
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 193)
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 74)
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145)
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 175)
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 179)
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 76)
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126)
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 86)
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)
Sorry sms
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)
Exam sms
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 177)
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 190)
Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
Funny SMS Collection
Can u do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters
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Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 127 Characters
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters
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Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 174 Characters
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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 117 Characters
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
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What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 212 Characters
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 125 Characters
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 169 Characters
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 146 Characters
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters
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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
click here! for more SMS
Can u do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters
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Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 127 Characters
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters
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Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 174 Characters
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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 117 Characters
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
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What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 212 Characters
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 125 Characters
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 169 Characters
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 146 Characters
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters
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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
click here! for more SMS
